good times!: Archive

Jan 1st

What the fuck, Juno, what the fuck.

That movie Juno sucks. The dialogue sucks, the acting (mostly) sucks, it sucks. I tried watching it again to see if I overreacted the first time I saw it, but I was right all along. Fucking Juno and fucking Ellen Page. I thought Michael Cera was nice though.

Dec 23rd

Dec 16th

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A compilation

Dec 12th

Holy Fucking Apocalypse, Batman

I had an apocalypse dream last night that really didn’t bother me until this afternoon. This impending doom occurred on Dec 11th, 2012 and it involved aliens planting large battery cells in my parents’ backyard (where I was at the time) and all over the world (presumably.) One thing I notice about all the dreams in which I happen to be chased by someone (or something in this case) is...

Dec 10th

Dec 9th

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This is for Emily Stalker.

Dec 6th

WOAH WOAH, WAIT. Santa isn't real? →

Dec 6th

Dec 5th

I don’t really know why I don’t like Ugly Betty. But I don’t. Maybe it’s because the premise doesn’t hold up for me. An unlikely fashion victim works at a job involving fashion! She dresses badly! And she works in fashion!! Funny! How this stays fresh for multiple seasons, I have no idea. Maybe this is why I’m not successful in the film industry.

Dec 2nd